The Small Business Owner's Calendar 2027 – Printable A4 Digital Download

12 months of keeping your shit together. Powered by coffee, chaos and a few choice words.

Made for every small business owner who's ever packed orders at midnight, cried over postage costs and been ignored by the algorithm. Each month features a beautifully illustrated, fed-up business owner with her own sweary "dictionary definition", from Planageddon in January to Done as Fuck in December.

What you get

• 1 x high-quality PDF (13 pages): cover + January to December 2027
• A4 portrait (210 × 297 mm), ready to print at home or at a local print shop
• Weeks start on Monday
• UK bank holidays highlighted, including Easter and Christmas substitute days
• Handy key dates: Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Bonfire Night, clock changes and more
• Clean white pages, so there's no awkward border when printed on a home printer

The 2027 line-up

January – Planageddon · February – Crafty as Fuck · March – Postage Rage · April – Taxache · May – Content Constipation · June – Customer Service Face · July – Holidayish · August – Algorithm Arseache · September – Christmas Panic · October – Inbox Horror · November – Packing Feral · December – Done as Fuck

Printing tips

• Print at 100% / Actual size (not "Fit to page")
• Use 160–200gsm matt card or matt photo paper for the best finish
• Punch a hole top-centre to hang, or have it wire-bound at a print shop

Please note

• This is a digital download. No physical item will be sent.
• Your download link is emailed to you straight after purchase.
• For personal use only. Not for resale or redistribution.
• Contains strong language. Not suitable for children.
• Colours may vary slightly depending on your printer and paper.