Trying to Keep My Shit Together Calendar 2027 – Printable A4 Digital Download

12 months of a woman's life. Caffeine. Chaos. Fucking fabulous.

For every woman holding it all together with coffee, dry shampoo and sheer bloody-mindedness. Each month features our gloriously frazzled heroine and her own sweary "dictionary definition", from Fuckitis in January to Festive as Fuck in December.

What you get

• 1 x high-quality PDF (13 pages): cover + January to December 2027
• A4 portrait (210 × 297 mm), ready to print at home or at a local print shop
• Weeks start on Monday
• UK bank holidays highlighted, including Easter and Christmas substitute days
• Handy key dates: Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Bonfire Night, clock changes and more
• Clean white pages, so there's no awkward border when printed on a home printer

The 2027 line-up

January – Fuckitis · February – Romantic as Fuck · March – Shittogetherish · April – Fuckofee · May – Resting Bitch Face · June – Fuckallergy · July – Hot Mess · August – Overthinker AF · September – Shitjuggler · October – Can'tbearseditis · November – Fucknosis · December – Festive as Fuck

Printing tips

• Print at 100% / Actual size (not "Fit to page")
• Use 160–200gsm matt card or matt photo paper for the best finish
• Punch a hole top-centre to hang, or have it wire-bound at a print shop

Please note

• This is a digital download. No physical item will be sent.
• Your download link is emailed to you straight after purchase.
• For personal use only. Not for resale or redistribution.
• Contains strong language. Not suitable for children.
• Colours may vary slightly depending on your printer and paper.